To be fair, handicapped bandits should be given parking advantage over run-of-the-mill robbers, as indicated here. Note the requisite robber’s facemask as parking patron definition and limiter. This seen at a multi-purpose commercial incubator building to allow broadest possible choice of what retail or service to rob. Non-handicapped criminals, please do not take this space.…
Though seen before, the school of fish for this Handicapped-Gone-Fishing parking place seems replenished and eager to play. A Handicapped Parking Space is a reservation in and of itself, but Handicapped-Gone-Fishing holds the space implicitly for a longer period. Besides, you wouldn’t want to drive over a poor fishy if using this space. CLICK the…
Complex concepts are easily translated into the symbolic warning “If we see you on our security camera pissing on premises we will cut your balls off with scissors!” The printed caption in Russian Cyrillic reads “Yes, of Course, Everything is Understood” See the thumbnail for closeup of the operative condition of the warning. In Russian slang…
FixturesCloseUp’s Retail Regulation Index age carries many examples of store signs limiting activities, but few as extensive as this Gourmanoff® list of “Rules of Engagement”. I can only assume that the Russian section of Brighton Beach, Brooklyn is a tough neighborhood in which to do business. Gourmanoff® comes back at residents with a tough criteria…
A Hand-Carved Wood No-Smoking Sign with paint and stain enhancement gets the message across in a civilized and genteel manner. And though it speaks loudly, it blends in with the warm brick architectural details. Nice. A very craftsman-like job worthy of celebration here. This Hand-Carved Wood No-Smoking Sign seen only once at a single…
A standard striped hazardous warning backdrop calls attention to the mandate that Strollers are not permitted on the Escalator. Directions are given to the alternate route via the Elevators near the Shoe Department. I don’t know how near or far, but do you think the advice is taken by shoppers? I might have made the…
This Graphic Tow Away Zone Threat with illustration of you losing your car ensures you take this No Parking sign seriously. A second sign reinforces the first and tells you any cost will be your responsibility. Obviously this retailer thinks freeloaders have been abusing their parking privileges on his lot. I did not see such abuse,…
If your staffing needs are perennial, maybe your in-store hiring outreach should be like this Express Mobile Employment Cart. Then you have a shot at repositioning to take advantage of evolving traffic patterns. Fold out wings give this cart extra presence and even room for more than one applicant at a time to complete the form…
In a complex world it seems it is necessary to spell out the regulation of retail space with more than a simple sign stating “No Horseplay.” This Mall Code of Conduct Plaque sets very specific ground rules for use of the space. I assume the Mall legal department insisted, and that it sets the formal…
If you like this fashion’s style exhibited by its display, the sign suggests you just might be the trendy person wanted for Christmas employment. And though pre-Holiday, many stores judge you for permanent employment based upon your temp performance. So for a slightly better ongoing Sales position, try a “Now Hiring” pitch like this. CLICK the thumbnail…