Best Stuff Excluded From Promotional Offers
No Jewelry. No Beauty. No Consumables. All “Best Stuff Excluded” is excluded from any and all promotional offers. Tough sh_t!.…
What Happens To Shoplifters in Retail?
What Happens To Shoplifters? A valid copy writing technique is complete reversal of Headlines … so this warning could equally well…
Entry Door Warning Decals For Grocery Retail
If you intend to shop at this institution you need to know the regulations via these Entry Door Warning Decals.…
Please Hold Hands Revolving Door Warning
Lovers or not, like your kids or not, this Please Hold Hands Revolving Door Warning suggests that keeping in touch is…
Manufacturers Exclusion To Costco Policy
A cryptic Manufacturers Exclusion To Costco Policy warning gives pause for thought. It is not completely clear what I am…
Bartender Parking Hospitality-Retail Regulations
You know you are at the peak of your profession when finally recognized by Bartender Parking Hospitality-Retail Regulations with…
Get-It-Right Detailed Parking Instructions
Here a retailer has no problem with adequate space, just difficulty with loss of use due to sloppy parking ……
No-Food No-Smokes No-Pets No-Words
No need for multi-language sign translations if you use symbols as here. No-Food No-Smokes No-Pets No-Words are this retailer’s banned…
Maximum Skydiving Capacity Restricted to 194
I would have judged the vertical indoor skydiving Wind Tunnel to max out at far less, but bow to this…
Gourmanoff Gourmet Grocery Valet Parking
This Gourmanoff Gourmet Grocery Valet Parking offer certainly elevates the image of this Brighton Beach retailer to a cut above…