What Happens To Shoplifters? A valid copy writing technique is complete reversal of Headlines … so this warning could equally well be “Shoplifting Has an Impact for Life” or “Shoplifting: It’s Not Worth The Risk.” I would have emphasized the second and not the even wordier approach actually employed “Shoplifting can leave a person with a…
If you intend to shop at this institution you need to know the regulations via these Entry Door Warning Decals. No you have no excuse for violation a restriction like “No Animals” “Shoes and Shirt Required” “No Smoking” minimum alcohol age and hour restrictions, even no “E-Smoking.” But on the positive side, WIC … Women…
Lovers or not, like your kids or not, this Please Hold Hands Revolving Door Warning suggests that keeping in touch is appropriate for traversing the moving portal. But in an emergency there is a fail safe device in the form of a cutoff swith above and beyond the Revolving Door Warning. I might have signed that…
A cryptic Manufacturers Exclusion To Costco Policy warning gives pause for thought. It is not completely clear what I am loosing out on here, and the lack of clarity makes this more of a buzz kill than it might otherwise be. If the price is already at Warehouse Club discount levels, who needs a coupon…
You know you are at the peak of your profession when finally recognized by Bartender Parking Hospitality-Retail Regulations with a space of your own. And judging by how close this space is to the restaurant itself, this must be one hell of a Mixologist. But the sign is a bit Do-It-Yourself in nature and…
Here a retailer has no problem with adequate space, just difficulty with loss of use due to sloppy parking … hence Get-It-Right Detailed Parking Instructions. Seemingly a plain and simple “Park Between The Lines Stupid” was not detailed enough to communicate what civilized parking looks like … so a photo and illustration of “good” verses “bad” parking…
No need for multi-language sign translations if you use symbols as here. No-Food No-Smokes No-Pets No-Words are this retailer’s banned activities and items … though I had to pause just a second to interpret “No Pets.” Here’s a signing challenge for symbolic communicators. How would you symbolically say … “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service?”…
I would have judged the vertical indoor skydiving Wind Tunnel to max out at far less, but bow to this sign officially stating Maximum Skydiving Capacity Restricted to 194. If that is the true limit, you might consider iFly for a bachelor party or other big blowout. A bit small of a venue for most…
This Gourmanoff Gourmet Grocery Valet Parking offer certainly elevates the image of this Brighton Beach retailer to a cut above other grocers. My only close retail comparison is the Valet Parking offered by Mercedes Benz Manhattan. Yes, New York City locations are a commonality between the two … but maybe also the quality of offerings and…
A second review of this Lost Child Search Protocol Checklist from an alternate location, showing that the search protocol for a Lost Child is different for, and tailored to, each site and department. Compare with earlier review posted below. This Lost Child Search Protocol Checklist Redux seen at Wegmans where little is left to chance relative to…