Based upon this Schiel’s Entry Pet Regulation Sign Philosophy, not all animal companions are created equal. True, mainstream pets offer companionship and affection. Service Animals take it a step further and assist, guide, and protect. In a foodservice environment, animals generally are not welcome for sanitary reasons. But Service Animals are an exception. Under the…
We know the pre-bagged groceries beyond are a tempting shopping shortcut. But this Wegman’s Employees Only Please Curbside Pickup Prep Area sign bars the door. Sorry, these orders are already picked and prepped for others. Shop for yoiurself damn you. Or be smart and place your own order for curbside pickup. This sign will then defend…
Retailer concern for you and yours motivates this Permanent Expiration Date Reminder Rides Shelf Edge promotion. It appears multiple times up and down the aisles, urging you to ensure that you select the best and freshest treatment, whatever the need, condition, or illness you shop for. “Thanks” and “Sure Thing” should be the response of…
Age and __ physical condition are evidence of this PSBT Smoke Free Financial Services Wind Down in regulation. The door decal is faded. But even worse, the outdoor ashtray is worn, broken, and incomplete. But then people are not as addicted to smoking as they once were. Even FixturesCloseUp has addressed its one-time, 3-pack-a-day habit…
This Foul Language Job Dismissal Warning To All is phrased a bit generally, possibly on purpose. Is the “dismissal” from their job for foul-mouthed staff, or would rude and obscene clients be escorted from the facility, too? Best not to test the limits of this warning. Think evil thoughts if you must. But bite your…
This No Smoking Pets Glass Restrictions Multilingually and Pictorially communicates verbally as well as with icons. And maybe it was just me, but the No Glass icon seems to warn no alchohol too. Those are surely a wine bottle and a cocktail glass. Is the subliminal suggestion purposeful, or was I just a tad thirsty…
Read the fine print to learn that this Welcome Valid Service Animals But No Pets is based upon food safety regulations, mainly relating to grocery. Fine print also explains that comfort or emotional support animals are not service animals. Sorry. This Welcome Valid Service Animals But No Pets seen at the entrance to Walmart. Follow…
A bit much to digest, but everything you want to know about proper store etiquette and more is summarized in this Store Entry Restrictions Are Comprehensive communique. The list includes Shoes and Shirt Required, No Smoking, No Pets, No Skateboards or Skates, and No Propane Cylinders. I have seen Bicycles restricted and No Vapes at…
This Shoplifters Nobody’s Watching Warning Suggests Otherwise employs two different approaches. First, it parses “SHOP LIFTERS” into two words with a line break, allowing larger typesetting and quicker visual recognition. Then it uses reverse psychology to ask “Are you sure nobody’s watching?” Small print advises somebody IS watching with Security Personnel and electronic devices. Just…
This Shoplifting Policy Entry Warning Window Decal serves early notice of where this retailer stands on theft and pilferage. No, you will not be asked to leave politely. Yes, the police and courts will be asked to intervene. So keep your hands safely in your pockets if tempted to acquire shopping trip souvenirs. This Shoplifting…