The first of its kind seen, it is surprising not to encounter this Handicapped Accessible Door Pull more often. The Door Latch is located lower than the standard 36” door knob height (swimming pool access doors often employ 48” to 54” high doorknobs to raise the knob out of reach of small children). But this…
This Up-The-Creek Without a Paddle Propping actually lacks Oar Locks not the paddles themselves. But the end result is the same, a lack of seagoing motive power. Still, it is fun waiting room staging in Hospitality Retail and Recreational sales. It makes you just want to head to the lake and other on-site opportunities. The…
This Please Clean Up Reminder Sign should actually not be required. But in Hospitality and Recreation Retail the consumers are there to escape daily drudgery and enjoy themselves. Please excuse them if they are a bit messy and inconsiderate. But it never hurts to remind them of good manners with a Please Clean Up After Yourself Request.…
This Masks Required Everywhere Reminder is pretty much true. Masks coming in and out of the playing courts, gym, pool, and when in common areas. And for extra safety, please observe Social Distancing protocols. Sadly that takes a lot of the fun out of Hospitality and Recreation Retail. But these clubhouse practices do improve health…
This Hose For Staff Use Only Notice hopes to tone down the playfulness. No squirting or soaking friends and family, or god forbid, other passing guests. Things can get a bit out of control in Hospitality and Recreation Retail. This Hose For Staff Use Only Notice tries its best, but maybe storing the hose out…
“Slow down” and “A little less exuberance please” are the thoughts behind this No Running Poolside Warning Sign. You certainly might hurt yourself, and worse yet, you might hurt others. And that is not good for any involved, or insurance rates in Hospitality and Recreation Retail. The No Running is big and bold enough, but…
You might permit it at home but No Food or Drinks In Pool here at a quasi-public resort facility. Quasi-public because membership or time-share rental is required for use of the clubhouse in this Hospitality and Recreation Retail site. And admit how unsavory the sight of a hot dog floating in the pool would be.And hey!…
This Towel Rental Fee $1 With Return Sign graciously offers additional drying support should you run short or found someone has run off with yours. But do know that return is required. And don’t think the Rec Staff doesn’t know precisely who you are. After all, you do have a membership and you did check…