INDEX: Humor in Retail
BACKSTORY: Humour (British English) or humor (American English; see spelling differences) is the tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which taught that the balance of fluids in the human body, known as humours (Latin: humor, “body fluid”), controlled human health and emotion. (SOURCE: Wikipedia) This Humor in Retail Index Page follows amusing occurrences across all channels of retail, accidental or not.
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For all Humor in Retail posts by Title…
” Yeah Bitch Christmas Apparel Says It All ”
” Will Fook For Books Graffiti ”
” Fuck Em Spelling Mistake Display ”
” G63 Hitting Pump Island Lucky Number ”
” IKEA Tail-In-The-Air Decorator Picture Hooks ”
” Ouch-less Hair Band Merchandising ”
” Witches DNA-Test Chalkboard Door ”
” Top-Ten-Gifts For Grads Signage ”
” CEL-EB-RATE Macy’s Black History Month Poster ”
” No Sitting Please, Chair for Display Only ”
” Gumdrop Gravity-Feed Failure In-Store ”
” Restroom Housekeeping Taken To The Extreme ”
” Nasty Things String-Tie Security Tether ”
” Leftist Leaning Tiki Torch Merchandising ”
” Shot Happens Gun Shop Play On Words ”
” Paddle Use Instructions Provided ”
” Extended Drinking Hours For Weekends ”
” Urinal Out-of-Home Advertising in the Restroom ”
” You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Work Retail ”
” Trump Sucks Spelled Out Alphabetic ”
” Is West Coast Left Coast or Right Coast? ”
“No First Floor, Elevator Button Strikethrough”
“Thonk Spring or Think Spring Chalkboard”
“How To Visually Brand Your Spa And Hair Salon”
“Why Not Try a Book Chalkboard Pitch”
“Why Buy Frozen Fish Food For Your Fish?”
“Red Hot Chilly Paper vs Red Hot Chili Peppers”
“Minor Bump In The Road Handicapped Access”
“Handicapped Please Keep to The Right”
“Don’t Make it Too Easy for The Handicapped”
“Heinz® Condiment Label Orientation Confusion”
“Fava Beans With Cumin Abbreviated”
“Much More Than Pure Naked Coconut Water”
“Trendy Iced Popcorn Merchandising By The Bag”
“Seminal Logo As Marketplace Cafe Branding”
“Condiment Confusion In Modern Hospitality Retail”
“Sperm Bank Extra Fresh Shelf Edge Labeling”
“Hanukkah Mouse and Dreidel Cat Toy”
“Fashion Jew Fashion Jewelry Endcap Center”
“Transgender, Pro-Wall, Mexican Voter Politics”
“Haunted Living For A Better Halloween By Lowes®”
“Gone Tanning” As “Sorry, We’re Is Closed” Store Sign”
“Smile For The Store Video Surveillance Warning Sign”
“Watch For Forklifts on Psychedelic Drugs”
“Clearly Sign Retail Risks For Customer Safety”
“Unicycle Rack Is Boutique Retail Highlight”
“Now Hiring Smiling Feces at McDonalds®”
“Butt Finger Blast Ice Cream Label”
“EuroFixture: No Pissing on Premises Retail Warning”
“Merchandising For Snow Storms”
“Lamps, Pots, Vases & Art Asses”
“Pop Tards On Sale”
“Starbucks® Delivery Truck Branding Sucks”
“Fuckin’ Big Sale”
” Retail Thumbs-Up Inflatable Display ”
“Genetically Modified Onions On Sale“
“Rapefruit Produce Promotion”
“Animal Anus Store Branding”
“Black & Gold Brand Conflict”
“Fart Spotters Acrylic Display Stand”
“Mass Merchandising 11 Toilet Brush Styles”
“How To Tell If Your Store Sock Fixtures are Stylin”
Reverse Your Cashwrap: Last-In First-Out Queue Theory”
“Carefree Bra Display at Victoria’s Secret®”
“Mall Responder Double-Deck Cart”
“Euro Fixture™ Bungee-Corded Bottles”
“Original One-Size Thong Now $138”
“Knit Garter Winter Closeout”
“Braille Electrical Closet Invitation”
“Dylan Lauren® Compartmentalized”
“Shop Saks® From Your Restroom Stall”
“IKEA® Pitches New Catalog”
“99 Bottles of Beer Point-of-Purchase”
“Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement”
“Gluten-Free Pet Food Pitch”
“No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation”
“Macy’s Gift Coming and Going”
“Impeach The Peach Produce Label Politics”
“Peach Butt Panties”
“No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing”
“Moleskine® In-Store Selfie”
“Mushrooms Sprout in Retail”
“Rug Docter® Tethered Padlocks”
“Outdoor Shoes Always Point North”
“Liquor and Fireworks Sale – What Could Go Wrong?”
“Doomsday Kerosene Lantern Sale”
“Ladies Please Be Seated”
“Shopping Defines Existence”
“What Is The Crush Weight of Pie?”
“New Pickup Line in Retail”
“Couture™ Toilet Plunger Self-Sell”
“Mirrors as Retail Objet d’art”
“Don’t Flush With Your Feet!”
“Stalagmite Forms in Washroom”
“Secret to Looking Slim in Retail”
“Mannequin Features Pubic Hair”
“Nicki Minaj Boob Tester”
“Zeus® Tickle Your Bum Seating”
“Girl Watching Amenities in Retail”
“Eye Shades vs Sun Glasses”
“How to Steal a Louis Vuitton Bag“
“Farm Girl Bra Merchandising”
“Recycling Ice Cream Cones”
“Retail Distress Signal”
“Adult Content in Retail”
“Warning: Handicapped Challenge Ahead“
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only”
“Naughty Angel Flashes a Thong”
“Street-Smart Scan Code”
“Free Air Guitars. Take one!”
“Display Hook for Helium Balloons”
“Cow and Pig Home Delivery QR Code”
“Rabbits – Cuddly or Nutritious”
“Tissue Use is Self-Explanatory”
“Cart Cup Holder Cuts Caffeine”
“Long, Leggy Door Handles“
“Imaginative Jewelry Sign“
“Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture“
“Bras for Well-Read Girls“
“Sign Says Cheeky“
“Fitting Room Floor Show”
“Designer Tardis at Short Hills Mall”
“Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers“
“Spring Bicycle Makeover”
“Unattended Child Warning”
“Chinese Wieners on Sale“
“Bipolar Restroom Sign“
“Best Pegboard Hook Backscratcher“
“How to Merchandise Butterflies“
“Leaning Tower of Clearasil“
“Moose Antler Merchandising“
“Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display“
” T-Shirt App is R-Rated ”
” Smell O Vision Retail Rollout ”
“Hello Kitty Joins Louis Vuitton“
“Sneakers Worn as Epaulets”
“Playing Jenga With Facings”
“Teapot Coffee Grinder Man”
“Merchandise Name a Putoff”
“Shelf Edge Redundancy“
“Hook Has Two Monkey Load Limit”
“Impenetrable Vuitton Anti-Theft“
“Zip-Tie Hook Security“
“What’s Next? Land Mines as Anti-Theft“
“How Not to Merchandise to BBW”
“No Bike Riding Inside Store“
“100% Satisfaction By 3:00 pm“
“Shopping Cart Art in the Parking Lot“
“Pop Tards On Sale, Don’t Miss Out”
“Complicated Business Hours Sign”
” Don’t-Bag-the-Baby Warning Sign “
Compare customer combat zones at…
“Alfani® Dress Shirt Disaster”
“Carnage in the Shoe Aisle”
“Sale Aftermath in Shoes“
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