“Gone Tanning” As “Sorry, We’re Is Closed” Store Sign
This “Gone Tanning” As “Sorry, We’re Is Closed” Store Sign is a fun and casual way to say that the store is not accepting customers. It might even fit in well with a Tanning relate retail channel, possibly skin care? Or do you think too flippant, and hinting of no concern for the customer? And it does not mention a return time. That is left decidedly open-ended. See other approaches to store hours in the links below.
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