Clearly Sign Retail Risks For Customer Safety

Clearly Sign Retail Risks For Customer Safety by Pococo Skydivers

A dramatic on-site warning with a note of finality to it is a way to Clearly Sign Retail Risks For Customer Safety. You do want to caution customers on risk and danger, but not at the expense of scaring them off. Luckily this sign is tongue-in-cheek humor. Seen at Pocono Skydivers.

Case Study: Pocono Skydivers…
Wait Queue Amenities: Branded Bean Bag Toss
Wait Queue Amenities: Outdoor Checker Board
Clearly Sign Retail Risks For Customer Safety
No Fumar on the Flight Line, Por Favor
Texaco® Aviation Fuel Suggests No Smoking On Site

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For Regulating Retail With Signs – Safety

Hand-Tied Hand-Lettered Retail Warning
Gander Mountain Firearm & Bow Restrictions
No Jumping, Running, or Climbing Allowed
Christmas Elves At Work In Retail
Don’t Forget To Wash Your Grab-And-Go Fruit
Do Not Pull the Door-Release Pull Regardless
Occasional Pit Coil Clip in Buffet
High Wind Warning For Shopping Carts
Shopping Cart Segregation Practices at Work
Clearly Sign Retail Risks For Customer Safety
Watch For Forklifts on Psychedelic Drugs
Forklift Area Floor Graphic
Allergens Alert At Wegmans® In-Store Buffet
When-It-Rains-It-Pours Wet Floor Warning
“Slipper Conditions Or Impromptu Break Dancing”
Equine Regulation in Retailing
Do Not Sit Here Retail Warning
Employees Must Wash In A Fancy Frame
Colorful Wash Hands Disease Control
Fire Marshall Makes Retail Exits Easy
Emergency Exit Sign in Green
Neiman Marcus®  Retail Repair Barricade
Escalator Out-of-Service: Follow NM Butterflies to Elevator
Restroom Stall Flagged Out-of-Order
Long-Distance Watch Your Step
RubberMaid® Pop-Up Safety Cone
Euro Fixture™ Stackable Safety Signs
Ambidextrous Closed for Cleaning Advisory
Rubbermaid® Out-Of-Order Warning

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…

Do Not Toss Coins From The Mezzanine and Above
DQ® Branded Excuse: Blame Jason
Kiehl’s® Do Not Touch The Harley-Davidson
No Wheeled Fun Allowed
Open and Closed Sign in Armenian
Elegant Sale Exclusions Apply Easel
No $100 Bills at Dunkin’ Donuts®
Zoo Ride Rules At The Mall
EuroFixture: No Pissing on Premises Retail Warning
Modern Retail Rules of Engagement
Gourmanoff® Gourmet Grocery Retail Rules of Engagement
No Food, No Smokes, No Pets, No Words
Restroom Sharps Container
No Cash Accepted Retail
Costco® Don’t Sit On The Merchandise
Kidgets® Playground Rules At The Mall
Warning Retail Topstocking in Progress
Watch Out for Vampires In-Store
Line Forms At Opposite End of Counter
Wegmans® Tobacco-Free, Smoke-Free Environment
Denim Lab Store-In-Store
Guns Welcome On Premises
Pro Gun Welcome Mat
No Heelys Allowed
Service Animals Only
Mall Code of Conduct
Target® No-Carts Escalator
Buyers Regret Return Policy
No Propane Allowed In Store
Watch For Moving Retail Equipment
Back-of-Store Shock Hazard Warning
Police Tape Guards Point-of-Purchase Prepack
Acura® Stop Sign in Retail Regulation
Attention Moms, Dads, Grandparents, and Guardians
Police Enforced Retail Loitering Regulation
No Juggling Beyond This Cashwrap Point
Wet Paint Warning in Wet Paint
Euro Fixture: Cashwrap Schlagbaum
Marshall’s® One Line Serves All
Parent-Child In-Store Warning
Civility Reigns Supreme in Signs
Alcohol Only This Line
No Funny Business This Christmas
Lutron® Showroom Tour in Process
Please Enter At Other End
Please Keep Children In Hand
Dr. Seuss Youer than You
Kobalt® Brands Sockets-for-Life
$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It
Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement
Next Window at Weis
Warning: Weight Estimates Only
No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation
No Anything On Premises
No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign
IKEA® Stair as Staging
Target® Xmas Buck Stops Here
Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
No Cell Phone Orders
Lowes® Emergency FlipChart
Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory
No Smoked Meat on Our Menu
Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Branded Anti-Theft Warning Sign is Sophisticated
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal
Mind the Gap

For all Regulating Retail sign resources see…

Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

Regulating Retail Pinterest Board for Retail FixturesCloseUp

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board
Humor in Retail Index Page

Humor in Retail Pinterest Board for Fixtures Close Up

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