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Now Hiring Smiling Feces at Mcdonalds®

McDonalds® is looking for very special workers to continue its friendly, welcoming tradition of fast food service (Hospitality Retail). Here the pitch for employees is carried outside the store, in addition to interior sign fixtures and support. You might want to inquire about any special physical required before you schedule an interview appointment for these posts however. Image for this Hiring Smiling Feces at McDonalds post courtesy of www.ranker.com.

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