No Wheeled Fun Warning
These restrictions outside Hospitality Retail are very specific: No Skateboarding, No Bicycle Riding, No Roller Blading and No Scooter Riding. My suggestion? Drive the proprietor crazy with hard core Parkour performances. Failing that, just running, jumping and screaming would get you around the restrictions. International “Strike Through” symbols reach across language lines, or maybe are intended for the youngest of offenders who can’t yet read restrictions in words.
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For Safety Related Regulatory Signs see…
“Equine Regulation in Retailing”
“Do Not Sit Here Retail Warning”
“Employees Must Wash In A Fancy Frame”
“Colorful Wash Hands Disease Control”
“Fire Marshall Makes Retail Exits Easy”
“Emergency Exit Sign in Green”
“Neiman Marcus® Retail Repair Barricade”
“Escalator Out-of-Service: Follow NM Butterflies to Elevator”
“Restroom Stall Flagged Out-of-Order”
“Long-Distance Watch Your Step”
“RubberMaid® Pop-Up Safety Cone”
“Euro Fixture™ Stackable Safety Signs”
“Ambidextrous Closed for Cleaning Advisory”
“Rubbermaid® Out-Of-Order Warning“
For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“No Wheeled Fun Allowed”
“Open and Closed Sign in Armenian”
“Elegant Sale Exclusions Apply Easel”
“No $100 Bills at Dunkin’ Donuts®”
“Zoo Ride Rules At The Mall”
“EuroFixture: No Pissing on Premises Retail Warning”
“Modern Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Gourmanoff® Gourmet Grocery Retail Rules of Engagement”
“No Food, No Smokes, No Pets, No Words”
“Restroom Sharps Container”
“No Cash Accepted Retail”
“Costco® Don’t Sit On The Merchandise“
“Kidgets® Playground Rules At The Mall”
“Warning Retail Topstocking in Progress”
“Watch Out for Vampires In-Store”
“Line Forms At Opposite End of Counter”
“Wegmans® Tobacco-Free, Smoke-Free Environment”
“Denim Lab Store-In-Store”
“Guns Welcome On Premises”
“Pro Gun Welcome Mat”
“No Heelys Allowed”
“Service Animals Only”
“Mall Code of Conduct”
“Target® No-Carts Escalator”
“Buyers Regret Return Policy”
“No Propane Allowed In Store”
“Watch For Moving Retail Equipment”
“Back-of-Store Shock Hazard Warning”
“Police Tape Guards Point-of-Purchase Prepack”
“Acura® Stop Sign in Retail Regulation”
“Attention Moms, Dads, Grandparents, and Guardians”
“Police Enforced Retail Loitering Regulation”
“No Juggling Beyond This Cashwrap Point”
“Wet Paint Warning in Wet Paint”
“Euro Fixture: Cashwrap Schlagbaum”
“Marshall’s® One Line Serves All”
“Parent-Child In-Store Warning”
“Civility Reigns Supreme in Signs”
“Alcohol Only This Line”
“No Funny Business This Christmas”
“Lutron® Showroom Tour in Process”
“Please Enter At Other End”
“Please Keep Children In Hand”
“Dr. Seuss Youer than You“
“Kobalt® Brands Sockets-for-Life”
“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It”
“Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement”
“Next Window at Weis”
“Warning: Weight Estimates Only”
“No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation”
“No Anything On Premises”
“No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign”
“IKEA® Stair as Staging”
“Target® Xmas Buck Stops Here”
“Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer”
“No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing”
“Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment”
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem”
“No Cell Phone Orders”
“Lowes® Emergency FlipChart”
“Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory”
“No Smoked Meat on Our Menu”
“Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
“Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter”
“Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail”
“Adult Content in Retail”
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning”
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Branded Anti-Theft Warning Sign is Sophisticated”
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!”
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
“Mind the Gap“
For Child and Baby Regulatory posts see…
“Retail Allergens Alert For Children”
“Kidgets® Playground Rules At The Mall”
“Do Not Place Child in Shopping Cart”
“Don’t-Burn-the-Baby Cup Holder Warning”
“In-Store Strollers Banned”
“Attention Moms, Dads, Grandparents, and Guardians”
“Warning Stripes Bar Strollers”
“Target® Carts-No-Kids Escalator”
“Watch For Moving Retail Equipment”
“Don’t Spread Germs To Those You Love!”
“Parent-Child In-Store Warning”
“Civility Reigns Supreme in Signs”
“Buckle Your Baby In, and Out”
“No-Candy Checkout Lane Passé?”
“Attention: Keep Children In Hand”
“Don’t Forget Your Baby”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Warning: Not a Baby Wipe”
“Don’t Bag the Baby“
For Parking Regulations by Title see…
“Dynamic Handicapped Parking”
“Mercedes® Auto Armor Parking as Promotion”
“Handicap Parking for Formalwear Retail”
“Halloween Parking Lot Graphic”
“Handicapped Gone Fishing”
“Handicapped Parking for Robbers”
“Graphic Tow Away Zone Threat”
“V.I.P. Customers: Motorcyclists Invade the Mall”
“Handicapped-Gone-Fishing Parking Icon”
“Retail Conundrum: Parking This Way or That”
“Office Goddess Traffic Cone”
“Sam’s Club Shopping Carts Go Here”
“Color-Coded Parking Navigation”
“Diagonal Cart Park”
“Body Outline Forensics in Retail”
“Jeep-Only Retail Parking”
“Pick Card for Parking Garage”
“Lazy Parking?”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only”
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!”
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative”
“Barbed Wire Boutique“
For retail Hiring offers in-store see…
“Scan QR Code To Find Jobs“
“Gymboree® Golden Job Opportunity“
“Express® Now Hiring Men“
“Jewelry Sales Team Scoring“
“Littman’s® Now Hiring Sparkling Gems”
“Littman® and Kroger® Cross Branded“
“Express® Mobile Employment Cart“
“In-Store Hiring Notice With Hours“
“Itinerant Snowmen Work Retail“
“Macy’s Holiday Hiring Branded“
“Santa Can’t Do It Alone”
“Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store”
“Macy’s Hiring Tricorne“
For No Smoking enforcement see…
“Smoke Free Building Sign in Blue”
“Understated No Smoking Medallion”
“Smoking Not Permitted Within 50 Feet“
“No Smoking Unless You’re On Fire”
“No Smoking Within 15 Feet of Anywhere”
“No Smoking: Target® Fireworks Sale”
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!”
“Wegmans® Tobacco-Free, Smoke-Free Environment”
“No Smoking Wood Carving”
“No Smoking Within 15 Feet of Anywhere“
For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
“Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail”
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here“
“Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit”
“Anti-Social Signs Sold in Bulk“
For anti-Theft signs see…
“Branded Anti-Theft Warning Sign is Sophisticated”
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!“
Follow Allergy Warnings at…
“Retail Allergens Alert For Children”
“Invisible Allergy Alert Polices Display Case“
For financial signs see…
“Small Business Promotes D.I.Y. Pre-Pay Discount“
For all Regulating Retail sign resources see…
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links
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