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Retail Sign Warns No Pissing on Premises Or Else

No Pissing on Premises PunishmentComplex concepts are easily translated into the symbolic warning “If we see you on our security camera pissing on premises we will cut your balls off with scissors!”  The printed caption in Russian Cyrillic reads “Yes, of Course, Everything is Understood” See the thumbnail for closeup of the operative condition of the warning. In Russian slang “Eggs” are understood to be “Balls.” The use of the scissors is quite clear. Image courtesy of www.ranker.com.

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