A great seasonal addition to my Regulating Retail thread. It is general enough to bar many offenses at the judgement of store staff or management, yet not too, too strict sounding. If you’ve got to clamp down on Christmas., this is a humorous approach.
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For Regulating Retail Signs see…
“No Funny Business This Christmas”
“Lutron® Showroom Tour in Process”
“Please Enter At Other End”
“Please Keep Children In Hand”
“Dr. Seuss Youer than You“
“Kobalt® Brands Sockets-for-Life”
“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It”
“Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement”
“Next Window at Weis”
“Warning: Weight Estimates Only”
“No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation”
“No Anything On Premises”
“No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign”
“IKEA® Stair as Staging”
“Target® Xmas Buck Stops Here”
“Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer”
“No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing”
“Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment”
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem”
“No Cell Phone Orders”
“Lowes® Emergency FlipChart”
“Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory”
“No Smoked Meat on Our Menu”
“Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
“Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter”
“Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail”
“Adult Content in Retail”
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!”
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning”
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!”
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
“Mind the Gap“For enlightened Child and Baby posts see…
“No-Candy Checkout Lane Passé?”
“Attention: Keep Children In Hand”
“Don’t Forget Your Baby”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Warning: Not a Baby Wipe”
“Don’t Bag the Baby“
For Parking Regulations by Title see…
“Color-Coded Parking Navigation”
“Diagonal Cart Park”
“Body Outline Forensics in Retail”
“Jeep-Only Retail Parking”
“Pick Card for Parking Garage”
“Lazy Parking?”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only”
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!”
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative”
“Barbed Wire Boutique“
For retail Hiring offers in-store see…
“Macy’s Holiday Hiring Branded“
“Santa Can’t Do It Alone”
“Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store”
“Macy’s Hiring Tricorne“
For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
“Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail”
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here“
“Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit“For all Regulating Retail sign resources see…
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links
For Red Fixtures resources see…
“Red Fixtures Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Red Fixtures Index Page” for all resources and links
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