Though the caution itself was actually a more genteel “Please Do Not Tuoch. I ‘m Not Securely Installed and I Cost $4,000.00” the translations surely is YBIYBI … “You Break It You Bought It.” Seen at the ALNO Showroom in the Architech and Designers Building, Manhattan. I am fairly certain it was not the cheapest item in the place, but maybe the most fragile and tempting to handle. CLICK the thumbnail for the warning in Large Type. ALNO is the world’s second largest kitchen manufacturer. Need creative help at the A&D Building, ask for Lothar Birkenfeld, Lead ALNO Designer. But even he can’t save you if you break this puppy.
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Compare to multi-color display at…
“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It”
“Snaidero® Multi-Color Multi-Wall”
“Color Nail Heads as Art”
“20 Colors, 5 Heel Heights by Blahnik Boutique”
“Louis Vuitton® Multi-Racial Triplets“
“Lutron® Color Samples To-Go”For all Color Array resources see…
“Color Arrays in Retail Pinterest Board” for a visual summary.
“Color Array Index Page” for all resources and links.
For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It”
“Restroom Hand Wash Regulation”
“Next Window at Weis”
“Warning: Weight Estimates Only”
“Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store”
“No Anything On Premises”
“No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign”
“IKEA® Stair as Staging”
“Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer”
“No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing”
“Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment”
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem”
“No Cell Phone Orders”
“Lowes® Emergency FlipChart”
“Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory”
“No Smoked Meat on Our Menu”
“Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
“Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter”
“Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail”
“Adult Content in Retail”
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!”
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning”
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!”
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
“Mind the Gap“
For enlightening Baby posts see…
“Don’t Forget Your Baby”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Warning: Not a Baby Wipe”
“Don’t Bag the Baby“
For Parking Regulations by Title see…
“Diagonal Cart Park”
“Body Outline Forensics in Retail”
“Jeep-Only Retail Parking”
“Pick Card for Parking Garage”
“Lazy Parking?”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only”
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!”
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative”
“Barbed Wire Boutique“For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
“Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail”
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here“
“Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit“For Regulating Retail resources see…
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links
For all Cookware Fixture resources see…
“Cookware Fixtures Pinterest Board“ visual summary
“Cookware Fixtures Index Page” for all resources
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