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$4,000 You Break It You Bought It Retail Warning at ALNO

$4,000 You Break It You Own It AuxThough the caution itself was actually a more genteel “Please Do Not Tuoch. I ‘m Not Securely Installed and I Cost $4,000.00” the translations surely is YBIYBI … “You Break It You Bought It.” Seen at the ALNO Showroom in the Architech and Designers Building, Manhattan. I am fairly certain it was not the cheapest item in the place, but maybe the most fragile and tempting to handle. CLICK the thumbnail for the warning in Large Type. ALNO is the world’s second largest kitchen manufacturer. Need creative help at the A&D Building, ask for Lothar Birkenfeld, Lead ALNO Designer. But even he can’t save you if you break this puppy.

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“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It
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Color Nail Heads as Art
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Louis Vuitton® Multi-Racial Triplets
Lutron® Color Samples To-Go

For all Color Array resources see…
Color Arrays in Retail Pinterest Board” for a visual summary.
Color Array Index Page” for all resources and links.

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For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It
Restroom Hand Wash Regulation
Next Window at Weis
Warning: Weight Estimates Only
Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store
No Anything On Premises
No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign
IKEA® Stair as Staging
Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
No Cell Phone Orders
Lowes® Emergency FlipChart
Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory
No Smoked Meat on Our Menu
Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal
Mind the Gap

For enlightening Baby posts see…
Don’t Forget Your Baby
Unattended Child Warning
Warning: Not a Baby Wipe
Don’t Bag the Baby

For Parking Regulations by Title see…
Diagonal Cart Park
Body Outline Forensics in Retail
Jeep-Only Retail Parking
Pick Card for Parking Garage
Lazy Parking?
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Barbed Wire Boutique

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here
Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit

For Regulating Retail resources see…
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

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For all Cookware Fixture resources see…
Cookware Fixtures Pinterest Board“ visual summary
Cookware Fixtures Index Page” for all resources

Cookware Retail Fixtures Pinterest Board

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