Some call for stronger finical institution regulation, but I don’t think this is what they had in mind. It would seem FNCB is opposed to most forms of wheeled transport, possibly to push all toward car loans and large scale 4/wheeled adult toys. Another sad commentary on the state of the world and the financial services industry, all customers had to request entry to the bank lobby and be buzzed in by staff. I was once not granted entry without the vouchsafe of my wife already inside. But in truth I left my beard a bit scruffier that morning so might have look more unkempt than usual.
Follow FNCB Holiday Amenities at…
” Sit-Down Dinner With Santa Staging ”
” Comfortable Winter Seating Staging ”
” Free Photos With Santa at the Bank ”
” Bank On-Site Cafe Customer Amenity “
See other FNCB Financial Service Outfitting at…
” Romantic Red Table Drape With Lollipops ”
” World’s Shortest Wait Queue Management ”
“Honor Our Veterans Service Counter Display“
“No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation”
For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“Please Keep Children In Hand”
“Dr. Seuss Youer than You“
“Kobalt® Brands Sockets-for-Life”
“$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It”
“Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement”
“Next Window at Weis”
“Warning: Weight Estimates Only”
“Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store”
“No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation”
“No Anything On Premises”
“No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign”
“IKEA® Stair as Staging”
“Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer”
“No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing”
“Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment”
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem”
“No Cell Phone Orders”
“Lowes® Emergency FlipChart”
“Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory”
“No Smoked Meat on Our Menu”
“Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
“Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter”
“Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail”
“Adult Content in Retail”
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!”
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning”
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!”
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
“Mind the Gap“
For enlightened Child and Baby posts see…
“No-Candy Checkout Lane Passé?”
“Don’t Forget Your Baby”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Warning: Not a Baby Wipe”
“Don’t Bag the Baby“
For Parking Regulations by Title see…
“Color-Coded Parking Navigation”
“Diagonal Cart Park”
“Body Outline Forensics in Retail”
“Jeep-Only Retail Parking”
“Pick Card for Parking Garage”
“Lazy Parking?”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only”
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!”
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative”
“Barbed Wire Boutique“
For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
“Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail”
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here“
“Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit“
For all Regulating Retail sign resources see…
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links
For all Humor in Retail resources see…
“Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
“Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined
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