No Wheeled Bank Traffic Aux

No Wheeled Bank Traffic MainSome call for stronger finical institution regulation, but I don’t think this is what they had in mind. It would seem FNCB is opposed to most forms of wheeled transport, possibly to push all toward car loans and large scale 4/wheeled adult toys. Another sad commentary on the state of the world and the financial services industry, all customers had to request entry to the bank lobby and be buzzed in by staff. I was once not granted entry without the vouchsafe of my wife already inside. But in truth I left my beard a bit scruffier that morning so might have look more unkempt than usual.

Follow FNCB Holiday Amenities at…

Sit-Down Dinner With Santa Staging
Comfortable Winter Seating Staging
Free Photos With Santa at the Bank
Bank On-Site Cafe Customer Amenity

See other FNCB Financial Service Outfitting at…

” Romantic Red Table Drape With Lollipops
World’s Shortest Wait Queue Management
Honor Our Veterans Service Counter Display
No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
Please Keep Children In Hand
Dr. Seuss Youer than You
Kobalt® Brands Sockets-for-Life
$4,000 ALNO You Break It You Bought It
Restroom Hand Wash Enforcement
Next Window at Weis
Warning: Weight Estimates Only
Macy’s Employment Branded In-Store
No, No, No, No – Bank Regulation
No Anything On Premises
No-Nonsense No Loitering Sign
IKEA® Stair as Staging
Spoon-Not-Included Disclaimer
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
No Cell Phone Orders
Lowes® Emergency FlipChart
Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory
No Smoked Meat on Our Menu
Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal
Mind the Gap

For enlightened Child and Baby posts see…

No-Candy Checkout Lane Passé?
Don’t Forget Your Baby
Unattended Child Warning
Warning: Not a Baby Wipe
Don’t Bag the Baby

For Parking Regulations by Title see…
Color-Coded Parking Navigation
Diagonal Cart Park
Body Outline Forensics in Retail
Jeep-Only Retail Parking
Pick Card for Parking Garage
Lazy Parking?
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Barbed Wire Boutique

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here
Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit

For all Regulating Retail sign resources see…
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

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For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

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