“No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing

No Hoodies Allowed Inside, But Guns Okay!

I’m not sure if this Bank is for the One-Percenters trying to keep riffraff out, or in a tough neighborhood trying to control the everyday clientele. Interesting that a sign did not tell me to leave my handgun or switchblade in the car. Only in America, right? CLICK the thumbnail for a closer look at modern Banking regulation.

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing”
“Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment”
“No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem”
“No Cell Phone Orders”
“Lowes® Emergency FlipChart”
“Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory”
“No Smoked Meat on Our Menu”
“Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
“Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter”
“Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail”
“Adult Content in Retail”
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!”
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning”
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!”
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
“Mind the Gap”

For enlightening Baby posts see…
“Don’t Forget Your Baby”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Warning: Not a Baby Wipe”
“Don’t Bag the Baby”

For Parking Regulations by Title see…
“Diagonal Cart Park”
“Body Outline Forensics in Retail”
“Jeep-Only Retail Parking”
“Pick Card for Parking Garage”
“Lazy Parking?”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only”
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!”
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative”
“Barbed Wire Boutique”

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
“Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail”
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here“
“Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit”

For Regulating Retail resources see…
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For all Humor in Retail resources see…
“Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
“Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

For all Anti-Theft Turnoffs resources see…
“Anti-Theft Turnoffs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Anti-Theft Turnoffs Index Page” for all resources and links.

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