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No Hoodies Allowed Inside, But Guns Okay!

No Hoodies Allowed CloseupI’m not sure if this Bank is for the One-Percenters trying to keep riffraff out, or in a tough neighborhood trying to control the everyday clientele. Interesting that a sign did not tell me to leave my handgun or switchblade in the car. Only in America, right? CLICK the thumbnail for a closer look at modern Banking regulation.

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
No Hoodies Allowed” Retailing
Do-Not-Touch Exercise Equipment
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
No Cell Phone Orders
Lowes® Emergency FlipChart
Take the Stairs Elevator Advisory
No Smoked Meat on Our Menu
Flashing In-Aisle Caution Light”
Retail Ahead – Do Not Enter
Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal
Mind the Gap

For enlightening Baby posts see…
Don’t Forget Your Baby
Unattended Child Warning
Warning: Not a Baby Wipe
Don’t Bag the Baby

For Parking Regulations by Title see…
Diagonal Cart Park
Body Outline Forensics in Retail
Jeep-Only Retail Parking
Pick Card for Parking Garage
Lazy Parking?
Horse and Buggy Parking Only
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Don’t Hit the Fire Hydrant, Ass Hole!
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Barbed Wire Boutique

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
Anti-Homeless Spikes for Retail
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here
Three-To-a-Bench Seating Limit

For Regulating Retail resources see…
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

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For all Humor in Retail resources see…
Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

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For all Anti-Theft Turnoffs resources see…
Anti-Theft Turnoffs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Anti-Theft Turnoffs Index Page” for all resources and links.

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