Stalagmite Grows in Washroom

Stalagmite Grows in Washroom

Stalagmite Grows in WashroomI waited for a slow day in Washroom Amenity news to share this natural (or unnatural) stalagmite Grows in Washroom formation beneath the restroom soap dispenser. Generally, the facility was very shipshape, so either this is a recent dispenser leak, or janitorial services is amusing themselves seeing how it might grow over time. It is certainly a conversation piece if you are into “toilet humor.”

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