Don't Hit the Hydrant, Ass Hole!

Don’t Hit the Hydrant, Ass Hole!

Don’t Hit the Hydrant, Ass Hole! indeed. The latter half of the above admonition is almost said outright by this modern street art hazard marker outside a rehabbed factory as retail incubator. I’m not sure if the hydrant sunk or the parking lot was raised, but the hazard fell quit a bit below the normal over-the-hood sight line. Hence the need for a taller warning. This one and its subject matter surely catches the eye. It was unsigned but I attribute to one of the incubators residents, Sean McDougal of Disfunctional Design.

For other street art see…

Street-Smart Scan Code
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Smiley Board Promotes Small Retail

For Parking Regulations by Title see…

Don’t Hit the Hydrant, Ass Hole!
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Horse and Buggy Parking Only

For an actual declaration of war
on the unwanted see…

Anti-Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.”

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…

Mixed Signal Welcome in Retail
Adult Content in Retail
No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
Don’t Bag the Baby
Warning: Not A Baby Wipe
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!
Handicapped Store Front Decal

For all Regulating Retail resources see…

Regulating Retail Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

Regulating Retail Pinterest Board for Retail FixturesCloseUp

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