Life grows more sophisticated and complex with each passing generation. Now it becomes advisable to post Adult Content in Retail Parental Warnings for mature content at the store entrance. I did see patrons I thought a bit young for the offerings at the far back of the store. But maybe it might be good that they see in public, and have greater opportunity to inquire and investigate than unsubstantiated locker room whispers. Yes there was a bit of giggling heard near the kinkiest of the adult gift merchandise, But the giggling was me. CLICK the thumbnail for another view.
For a broader view of this retailer’s entry see…
“Spencer’s Street-Art Storefront“
For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“Adult Content in Retail”
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!“
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning”
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Don’t Bag the Baby”
“Warning: Not A Baby Wipe”
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Shoplifters Put On Stern Notice!“
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
For Parking Regulations by Title see…
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only“
For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.”
For Regulating Retail resources see…
“Regulating Retail Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links
For all Humor in Retail resources see…
“Humor Tag” for scrollable list of discussions on FixturesCloseUp
“Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
“Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined
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