Horse and Buggy Parking Only

Horse and Buggy Parking Only

Good to see the needs of the Plain Folk are taken care of. And even if not heavily trafficked, this Horse and Buggy Parking Only facility is a tip of the hat to Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, history and ethnicity. I did encounter many Mennonite shoppers with SUVs in the parking lot, but did not recognize anyone I believed to be true Amish. Even though I had to fight for a parking space, I do not begrudge this prime-location, roofed facility. It added character to an otherwise sterile asphalt expanse. Only being able to pet or hand feed a horse could have made it better.

For Horse related posts see…

“Fantini® B&W Store Branding”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only” (This Post)
“3D Paper Horses Stampede”
“Hooks Sell Hay With the Horses“

Follow Humorous
Parking Regulations Topics by Title see…

“Don’t Hit the Hydrant, Ass Hole!”
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only“

Compare customer combat zones at…

“Alfani® Dress Shirt Disaster”
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For all Humor in Retail Resources see…

“Humor in Retail Pinterest Board”
“Humor in Retail Index Page“

For all Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…

“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!“
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Don’t Bag the Baby”
“Warning: Not A Baby Wipe”
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.”

For Regulating Retail resources see…

“Regulating Retail Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For upscale V.I.P. ideas by post Title see…

“VIP Still Shopping Tag“
“Shopper Decision-making Aids“
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!“
“This-Just-In Faceout Tag“
“Well-Heeled and Well-Horned”
“Unrivaled Cosmetics Support“
“Tester Strip Vase and Catch Tray”
“Horse and Buggy Parking Only”
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“
“Designer Shoe Vending Machine“
“Fresnel Lens as Upscale Magnifier“
“Truly Friendly Store Navigation”

For V.I.P. Courtesyresources see…

“V.I.P.Courtesy Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
“V.I.P. Courtesy in Retail Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“V.I.P.Courtesy in Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For all Humor in Retail resources see…

“Humor Tag” for scrollable list of discussions on FixturesCloseUp
“Humor in Retail Pinterest Board” for visual summary without discussion
“Humor in Retail Index Page” for all resources combined

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