No Smoking, Have a Mint Instead

A polite reminder that smoking is not permitted on premises, but do have a mint instead if it helps. This understated regulatory sign seen in the waiting area of a combo Spa / Hair Salon / Gift Boutique. The clientele were deserving of this more genteel approach to regulation. CLICK the thumbnail for a closeup view.

Compare to…
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”

For Regulating Retail Signs by Title see…
“No Smoking. Have a Mint Instead!”
“Return Policy Empowers Sales”
“You Bought It, You Own It!“
“Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning”
“Stupid Parking Prohibited“
“Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative“
“Not-So-Handicapped Parking“
“All Sales Very, Very Final”
“Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules”
“No Bike Riding in Store”
“No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints”
“Unattended Child Warning“
“Don’t Bag the Baby”
“Warning: Not A Baby Wipe”
“No Grazing … You Big Heifer”
“No Free Taste Tests“
“Retail Rules of Engagement”
“Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch”
“Warning Door Eats Children“
“Mall Cops a Phone Call Away”
“Handicapped Store Front Decal“

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted see…
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.”

For Regulating Retail resources see…
“Regulating Retail Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
“Regulating Retail with Signs Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“Regulating Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For V.I.P. Courtesy resources see…
“V.I.P.Courtesy Tag” for a scrolling list of discussions.
“V.I.P. Courtesy in Retail Pinterest Board“ for a visual summary.
“V.I.P.Courtesy in Retail Index Page” for all resources and links

For all Chalk and Hand Lettered resources see…
“Chalk and Hand-Lettered Tag” for a scrollable list of discussions.
“Chalk Boards and Hand-Lettering Pinterest Board“ visual summary.
“Chalk and Hand-Lettered Index Page” for all resources and links