Land Mines As Retail Anti-theft? … a locked Scan Hook, oversize blister pack, on-call sales associate, and for all we know embedded RFID anti-theft tags create a nearly impenetrable shoplifting defense around this $39.99 pre-paid cell phone. Is your merchandise this well protected? Does it need to be? What protection would you add next? Barbed or razor wire? Land mines?
For multi-layer anti-theft defenses see…
“Trip-Wired Call Button as Extra Security”
“ Land Mines as Retail Anti-Theft “ (This Post)
“Cage Doubles Theft Protection?“
“Anti-Theft Window Dressing”
For noteworthy anti-theft see…
“Designer Belts on Lockdown“
“Rack Meters Items One at a Time“
“Auto Feed Pusher Hook Rack is Anti-Sweep”
“Locking Wall Fixture for Guitars“
“Disk Offers Anti-Sweep Potential“
“Fendi Finials as Branding and Anti-Theft“
“Designer Anti Sweep Hooks“
“Prada Anti-theft Hook Glistens”
“Radical Wrap-Back Security Hook“
“Locking Security Cart in Jewelry“
“Double Locking Theft Protection“
“Anti Planogram Anti Theft Hook“
“Display Shouts Don’t Buy“
“Anti-Theft Fixture Failure“
“Safer Box Straight Entry“
For anti-theft humor see…
“Zip Tie Security Hooks”
“Anti-Theft Window Dressing”
“Anti-Amenity: Don’t Trespass or Sit Here”
“Homemade Anti-Sweep Hook“
For all of my well-known retail humor overall see…
“Tissue Use is Self-Explanatory” (This Post)
“Cart Cup Holder Cuts Caffeine”
“Long, Leggy Door Handles“
“Imaginative Jewelry Sign“
“Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture“
“Bras for Well-Read Girls“
“Sign Says Cheeky“
‘Designer Tardis at Short Hills Mall”
“Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers“
“Spring Bicycle Makeover”
“Unattended Child Warning”
“Chinese Wieners on Sale“
“Bipolar Restroom Sign“
“Best Pegboard Hook Backscratcher“
“How to Merchandise Butterflies“
“Leaning Tower of Clearasil“
“Moose Antler Merchandising“
“Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display“
“Smell ‘O Vision Retail Rollout“
“Hello Kitty Joins Louis Vuitton“
“Sneakers Worn as Epaulets”
“Playing Jenga With Facings”
“Teapot Coffee Grinder Man”
“Merchandise Name a Putoff”
“Shelf Edge Redundancy“
“Hook Has Two Monkey Load Limit”
“Impenetrable Vuitton Anti-Theft“
“Zip-Tie Hook Security“
“What’s Next? Land Mines as Anti-Theft“
“No Bike Riding Inside Store“
“100% Satisfaction By 3:00 pm“
For all Humor in Retail resources see…
“Humor in Retail Pinterest Board”
“Humor in Retail Index Page“
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