I guess this is the modern equivalent of “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service” from my formative years. It does lay out the chain’s “rules of engagement” for servicing to customers. And also for searching briefcases and backpacks for merchandise … such are the sad requirements of security in this day and age. CLICK the thumbnail for a “No Smoking” footnote to the main points.

Compare and contrast directly…
Modern Retail Rules of Engagement” (This Post)
Gourmanoff® Gourmet Grocery Retail Rules of Engagement

For all retail regulation signing see…
Return Policy Empowers Sales
You Bought It, You Own It!
Upscale Handle-With-Care Warning
Stupid Parking Prohibited
Parking Signs Employ Agency Creative
Not-So-Handicapped Parking
All Sales Very, Very Final
Smoke Ye Not in Uncial Majuscules
No Bike Riding in Store
No Soliciting Unless Thin Mints
Unattended Child Warning
Don’t Bag the Baby
Warning: Not A Baby Wipe
No Grazing … You Big Heifer
No Free Taste Tests
Retail Rules of Engagement
Get Off The Cell Phone, Bai-tch
Warning Door Eats Children
Mall Cops a Phone Call Away
Handicapped Store Front Decal

For a visual Pinterest Board summary see…
Amenities: Regulating Retail with Signs

For an actual declaration of war on the unwanted SEE…
Anti-Amenity: Don’t Sit Here.”

If retail staff needs a break TRY…
Wolford Will Return
Out To Lunch Retail

For humorous retail signage SEE…
Chinese Wieners on Sale
We’re Your Biggest Fans
Store Tag Not Meant for You
Bipolar Restroom Sign
Sign Says Cheeky
Rx for Couch Potat0 P•O•P

For positive sign psychology posts SEE…
Diamonds: Go Big or Go Home
Imaginative and Empowering Jewelry Signage
Subliminal or Supraliminal Retail Messaging
One Sold Every 5 Seconds
Merchandising Smoke and Mirrors
100% Satisfaction by 3:00 pm
Must-Have T-Shirt Designs
Live in The Moment Motto
Brand Celebrates Itself Literally.”
Bulgari Priced in Gold
Entrance Portal Perspectives
Mirror‘s Vision of Christmas in Jewelry
Puzzle Piece Recycling Bin
This-Just-In Faceout Tag
Shopper Decision-making Aids
VIP Still Shopping Tag
Rx for Couch Potat0 P•O•P

For retail typeface, type size and color references SEE…
Best Typefaces for Retail and Point-of-Purchase
Type Size for Sign Readability
Type Size and Color for Readability
Sign as Communication Vehicle

For retail typeface, type size and color references SEE…
Best Typefaces for Retail and Point-of-Purchase
Type Size for Sign Readability” and
Type Size and Color for Readability.”