I’m not quite sure what he was, fixture, decor, or true objet d’art, but I named him Teapot Coffee Grinder Man for his teapot head and coffee grinder body. His habitat was children’s apparel. I visited at an odd time of day so could not observe any kid’s reaction … delight or dismay.
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“Teapot Coffee Grinder Man.” (This Post)
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