I’m not quite sure what he was, fixture, decor, or true objet d’art, but I named him Teapot Coffee Grinder Man for his teapot head and coffee grinder body. His habitat was children’s apparel. I visited at an odd time of day so I could not observe any kid’s reaction … delight or dismay.

Compare and Contrast Tin Men at…

Teapot Coffee Grinder Man.”
One Tin-Man Posts Leads to Another
” Christmas Wine Bottle Caddy Holiday Prop
Tin Man Sculpture Mohawk Hairdo Is Wild
Experiential Tin Man Sculpture Sunbathes on a Break

Also see…

Skeleton Staff Greetings
Attack of the Toilet Plungers
Mr. Roboto at the Mall
Glow Stick Ghoul Does Halloween
Teapot Coffee Grinder Man”  (This Post)
Seasonal Pumpkin Cart Sales

Pursue eerie retail topics further at…

Potion and Elixer Merchandising
Tissue Use is Self-Explanatory
Swarovski-eaque Rhinestone Skull
Goth vs Halloween Styles
Celtic is the New Halloween
Halloween Starts Early Here
Halloween Fixture Traditions
Back Labeling Halloween
Skeleton Staff Greetings
Black Birds as Familiars
Hanging Museum Case With Silver Skull
Fresh Shrink-Wrapped Skulls
Stonehenge for Shoe Worshipers
Brides ‘R Us Window Dressing
Mail-Order-Brides Revisited
Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture
Twilight Zone Diorama Dramatics
Teapot Coffee Grinder Man
Moose Antler Merchandising
Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers
Playing Jenga With Facings
Rx for Couch Potatoes
Cosmetics Cascade Magic Trick
Casket as Retail Window Display

For a Pinterest Photo Board visual summary see…

Eerie Merchandising in Retail

For all of my well-known retail humor SEE…

Tissue Use is Self-Explanatory” (This Post)
Cart Cup Holder Cuts Caffeine
Long, Leggy Door Handles
Imaginative Jewelry Sign
Frankenstein-Inspired Fixture
Bras for Well-Read Girls
Sign Says Cheeky
Designer Tardis at Short Hills Mall
Grab a Beer at Brooks Brothers
Spring Bicycle Makeover
Unattended Child Warning
Chinese Wieners on Sale
Bipolar Restroom Sign
Best Pegboard Hook Backscratcher
How to Merchandise Butterflies
Leaning Tower of Clearasil
Moose Antler Merchandising
Toilet Plunger Porcupine Display
Smell ‘O Vision Retail Rollout
Hello Kitty Joins Louis Vuitton
Sneakers Worn as Epaulets
Playing Jenga With Facings
Teapot Coffee Grinder Man
Merchandise Name a Putoff
Shelf Edge Redundancy
Hook Has Two Monkey Load Limit
Impenetrable Vuitton Anti-Theft
Zip-Tie Hook Security
What’s Next? Land Mines as Anti-Theft
No Bike Riding Inside Store
100% Satisfaction By 3:00 pm

For a visual Pinterest Board to retail Silliness see…

Humor in Retail

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